{"id":64,"date":"2006-08-27T09:45:28","date_gmt":"2006-08-27T16:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/?p=64"},"modified":"2006-08-27T09:45:28","modified_gmt":"2006-08-27T16:45:28","slug":"office-poetry-fires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"Office Poetry: Fires"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Putting out fires &#8211; that&#8217;s what I do<br \/>\nFrom morning till night, all the day through,<br \/>\nWell not in the true sense of the phrase,<br \/>\nNever have I stepped into a blaze,<br \/>\nPerhaps &#8220;fighting fires&#8221; just sounds more noble,<br \/>\nThen shipping a package or faxing a logo,<br \/>\nThen tracking a bug or installing a patch,<br \/>\nThen configuring updates to run in a batch<br \/>\nThen running the conf call or training new hires<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s much more impressive to be putting out fires<br \/>\nBut all of these fires leave one open item,<br \/>\nWhy does nobody ever claim to light em?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>&#8211; CrapMonkey Travis<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Putting out fires &#8211; that&#8217;s what I do From morning till night, all the day through, Well not in the true sense of the phrase, Never have I stepped into a blaze, Perhaps &#8220;fighting fires&#8221; just sounds more noble, Then shipping a package or faxing a logo, Then tracking a bug or installing a patch, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-office-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}