{"id":286,"date":"2009-03-27T09:32:15","date_gmt":"2009-03-27T16:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/?p=286"},"modified":"2009-03-27T09:32:15","modified_gmt":"2009-03-27T16:32:15","slug":"is-hold-music-taunting-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"Is Hold Music Taunting You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"134\"><object width=\"130\" height=\"80\" data=\"http:\/\/crapmonkey.com\/audio\/player.swf?id=12\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/crapmonkey.com\/audio\/player.swf?id=12\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><\/object><\/td>\n<td>After sitting on hold for 15 minutes waiting for a conference call, I decided this would be an appropriate time to re-post the hold-music song.  Can you relate?<br \/>\n(<a title=\"Hold Music\" href=\"http:\/\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/crapmonkey\/HoldMusic.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">Download Version<\/a>)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_1642\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-286-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/crapmonkey\/HoldMusic.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/crapmonkey\/HoldMusic.mp3\">http:\/\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/crapmonkey\/HoldMusic.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/crapmonkey\/HoldMusic.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/?powerpress_pinw=286-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/media.libsyn.com\/media\/crapmonkey\/HoldMusic.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"HoldMusic.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After sitting on hold for 15 minutes waiting for a conference call, I decided this would be an appropriate time to re-post the hold-music song. Can you relate? (Download Version)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[35,54],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beer","category-music","tag-conference-call","tag-hold-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}