{"id":151,"date":"2008-01-30T20:55:37","date_gmt":"2008-01-31T03:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/archives\/151"},"modified":"2008-01-30T20:55:37","modified_gmt":"2008-01-31T03:55:37","slug":"crapmonkey-gets-a-pedicure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"CrapMonkey Gets a Pedicure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Pedicure\" alt=\"Pedicure\" src=\"http:\/\/crapmonkey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/Pedicure.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>\u00a0Today, for the first time ever, I found myself getting a Pedicure.\u00a0 Wendy talked me into it since, technically, we are on vacation (though we haven&#8217;t yet left the neighborhood).\u00a0 Honestly, I&#8217;m not sure why I waited so long to get one of these.\u00a0 You sit in an electric massage chair with your feet in\u00a0a jetted foot spa.\u00a0 There is some kind of mixture in the foot spa that makes the water blue and comforting (hopefully it wasn&#8217;t a Tidy Bowl Tablet!). After they trim up and file your toe nails, they scrub your feet and massage them.\u00a0 Next, they lotion your feet and calves, rub the lotion in,\u00a0and dry you off.\u00a0 It must have taken about 30 to 40 minutes total and was quite relaxing.\u00a0 Aside from Rachael Ray and Oprah on the television, it was a great experience.\u00a0 For around $20 total out of pocket, it sure beats getting your hair cut.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Today, for the first time ever, I found myself getting a Pedicure.\u00a0 Wendy talked me into it since, technically, we are on vacation (though we haven&#8217;t yet left the neighborhood).\u00a0 Honestly, I&#8217;m not sure why I waited so long to get one of these.\u00a0 You sit in an electric massage chair with your feet in\u00a0a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crapmonkey.com\/podcast\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}